officialunitedstates:

I like globes that have the bumps on them for mountains.  let me feel the earth, run my fingers over your himalayas, caress your inner alps




fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.







officialunitedstates:

armagetto:

officialunitedstates:

the hardest part about being in the fbi is remembering all the acronyms.  fbi?  i have no idea what that stands for.  lol?  what is that

Federal Bureau of Investigation

thanks i’m an absolute idiot so this helped a lot










mialayla:

mialayla:

I love my job

I lost my job




mondegreener:

when she sends u cute texts <33333




500daysofsunburn:

OMG MY UNCLE WAS LIGHTING FIREWORKS AND MY AUNT WAS LIKE “DONT BURN YOUR FINGER OFF I NEED THAT”




internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling




ignitionremix:

love this deal




upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger




dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy




simonwang:

thats my favourite animal




thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

I laugh every single time.